Personalized Oak Charcuterie Board: Funny Kitchen Gift
$36.00 $45.00
Bring laughter and charm to your kitchen with our Oak Charcuterie Board, engraved with a playful take on the word “Charcuterie” — the French word for cheese and other fancy… well, you decide!
Choose your favorite version:
“French Word for Cheese and Other Fancy Shit”
“French Word for Cheese and Other Fancy Stuff”
“French Word for Cheese and Other Fancy Crap”
Each board is laser-engraved on solid oak wood and finished in a rich rustic tone, perfect for entertaining or gifting. Use it to serve cheeses, meats, fruits, and snacks — or simply display it as a statement piece in your kitchen.
🪵 Product Details:
Material: Premium Oak Wood
Dimensions: 13.8" x 7" (including handle)
Engraved design won’t fade or peel
Due to natural wood variation, each board is beautifully unique
Hand wash only; do not soak or put in dishwasher
🎁 Perfect For:
Housewarming or wedding gifts
Holiday entertaining
Wine and cheese lovers
Hosts with a great sense of humor
Shipping from United States
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5-7 business days
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